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Tweet Thats right, I have two fathers. Well, a father and a dad. My biological father, Robbie, and my mother, Dafna, were divorced when I was about a year and a half old. My mother soon left Colorado, intent on moving to Oregon. She stopped in California to visit some friends, and never left. My [...]

Tweet Yes, even douchebags have mothers. I assume that often people are unsure of that reality when it comes to me, but the truth is, even I, the #1 douchebag on the internet (Google says so!), has a mother. And, on Mother’s Day. I like to read all the posts about how wonderful people’s moms [...]