I need your help. I recently read about how people are ranking for their names in Google, and telling folks that they are the #1 “insert name here.”

Well, I am #1 for Micah Baldwin, so its time to turn my focus on a much more important honor.

I want to be the #1 douchebag in the world.

I want to be the first result in Google when someone types in “douche bag.” When that happens, I will make tshirts and business cards that say “#1 Douchebag. Just Ask Google.”

Being the #1 Douchebag will be hard. It will be tough. I will not be able to do it alone. So, I am asking for your help. If you want to help me achieve my goal of being the #1 douche bag on Google, please link to this post or blog with the words “douche bag” or “micah baldwin is a douchebag” or “micah is a douche bag” or the more common, but incorrect spelled douchbag.

Help a young man achieve his dream of being the #1 douche bag in the world, according to Google. Its free and it will make you feel good.

It easy to help a douchebag out! Do it today!

You can also send me info [to micah at currentwisdom dot com] about douche bag companies or people, and I will try and write something nice. Like I did for that douche bag Andrew Hyde.

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View Comments to “Douchebag Quest – I Want To Be The #1 Douche Bag”

  1. You have some stiff competition.

  2. do you mean in google or in life?

  3. For what it is worth, if you Google “#1 douchebag”, you are #3. You have come along way in a short time.

  4. You are at #12, not bad so far

  5. It’s taken–his name is Tucker Max.
    Oooh, in Google… consider it posted.

  6. @highfiredanger well..according to his website:

    “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.”

    He may have that wrapped up, but I have the douche bag in the…well…bag.

  7. The question is… are you worthy?

  8. Hello I am Michael Thomas with AT&T and I am the BIGGEST douche bag on the planet, bar none!

  9. Hello I am Michael Thomas with AT&T and I am the BIGGEST douche bag on the planet, bar none!

  10. Hello I am Michael Thomas with AT&T and I am the BIGGEST douche bag on the planet, bar none!

  11. Hello I am Michael Thomas with AT&T and I am the BIGGEST douche bag on the planet, bar none!

  12. You are some Search Engine guru. I'm hoping to learn some stuff from you.

  13. You are some Search Engine guru. I'm hoping to learn some stuff from you.

  14. You are some Search Engine guru. I'm hoping to learn some stuff from you.

  15. You are some Search Engine guru. I'm hoping to learn some stuff from you.

  16. You're the No.1 Douchebag alright. Keep up the good work.

  17. You're the No.1 Douchebag alright. Keep up the good work.

  18. You're the No.1 Douchebag alright. Keep up the good work.

  19. You're the No.1 Douchebag alright. Keep up the good work.

  20. You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  21. You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  22. You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  23. You are having some serious competition there. Good luck.

  24. You win. Order the shirt.

  25. You win. Order the shirt.

  26. You win. Order the shirt.

  27. You win. Order the shirt.

  28. Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  29. Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  30. Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  31. Micah, you're a cool douche bag. All the best.

  32. Congrats on a great goal.

  33. Congrats on a great goal.

  34. Congrats on a great goal.

  35. Congrats on a great goal.

  36. Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  37. Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  38. Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  39. Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  40. Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  41. Good Luck we are shooting for the same thing which seems rather tough with such a huge search term but good luck to you anyways.

    Zack
    http://www.dbhof.com
    aka the douche bag hall of fame

  42. Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  43. Love to see how your site comes along. Keep me up to date!

  44. its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  45. its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  46. its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  47. its up now check it out, lemme know what you think

    Zack

  48. im DOUCHE

  49. im DOUCHE

  50. im DOUCHE

  51. im DOUCHE

  52. Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

  53. Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

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  55. Just found you thanks to THE lockergnome.

  56. I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  57. I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  58. I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  59. I once read Tucker's book. Do you have a similar book of douche bag activities?

  60. you are half a fag

  61. Yeah douche. You’re the best.

  62. Being the #1 Douchebag will be hard. It will be tough. I will not be able to do it alone. So, I am asking for your help. If you want to help me achieve my goal of being the #1 douche bag on Google
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  64. You can also send me info [to micah at currentwisdom dot com] about douche bag companies or people, and I will try and write something nice. Like I did for that douche bag

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