I asked Andrew Hyde to guest write on this blog as an act of punishment for his panel at SXSW.  He agreed as long I printed his article and not my new tattoo.

I recently had the opportunity to get punched in the face at SXSW, and immediately thought of Micah Baldwin and the dorky cartoon that does an amazing job at depicting the cold, dark hearted man that generally writes on this blog.

After asking me to write a guest post for the blog, I reasoned with Micah into changing the name of the blog to “Andrew Hyde is Awesome”  and let me guest post often (since, if you look at the archives the whole thing is generally about me anyway).

So where were we, oh yes, getting punched in the face.  You have to learn to duck.  Deep advise for the sophisticated blogger Micah is, but ducking doesn’t get quite a few things in life (a good photo being one of them).  Bad advise Micah, perhaps you should do something advise wise that doesn’t make all your readers miss brilliant opportunities such as getting punched by someone over a foot shorter than you.  Selfish advise if you ask me.

Here’s me forgetting to duck [ed. had to do it.]

You need a new phase Micah, and I am the man to come up with some bright ideas for your new one:

1. Learn to Wear A Cup
2. Fear is a Great Motivating Factor
3. Love Me or I Will Rip You to Shreds
4. Monetize This
5. Because Hello Kitty is So Meta

So that was about as fun as taking you as trying to buy you a free beer at a SXSW party.  We should do that again Micah.

Andrew Hyde is not as big of a douche bag as Micah is, and heckles from afar from Boulder, Colorado.

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