This morning after dropping my dogs off at doggie day care I parked on the right side of the street, not realizing it was street sweeping day. I went inside, did some work on the computer, listened to some music, and about an hour or so later, grabbed my keys and headed out the door.

To my chagrin, I noticed a shiny yellow object attached to my back right tire. First thought: “Wow, they put the Denver boot on the wrong tire.” Usually, its on the left front tire so the driver can see it prior to entering their car.

A bit of background. I get about $300-$500 dollars of parking tickets a year. Its not because I dont pay for parking, it usually is because I misjudge how long I will be somewhere which I am guessing is even worse given I am paying for parking PLUS the ticket. So instead of paying each one as I get it, I just wait until I get a Denver boot, and it streamlines the process. I know it costs more. I didnt say it was a SMART thing to do.

I walked out to my car, grabbed the Denver boot notice off the windshield, and went inside to call the parking people. I go through the automated process, but half way through I get transfered to a person. First thought: Shit. I must have done something else, and they are going to yell at me. I give my credit card YES! Miles for my Denver boot fee! and the person gives me the code 13129#.

Is there a new secret code that I had to provide the Denver boot taker-offer? That’s silly but cool in a secret agent way. No, it turns out that the Denver boot is a Denver Smart Boot, made by a company called PayLock out of Philadelphia. Does that make it the Philly Boot? Denver has begun using them today.

Thats right, today I am the first recipient of the Denver Smart Boot.

Now, not only do you have to pay the boot fee plus parking ticket fees, you have to type in the code in the Denver Smart Boot, and then take it to a drop off location! Yes, not only do I have to pay for getting booted, I have to do Denver’s parking enforcement group’s job of removal and return. Nice work Denver. Very Tom Sawyer of you. If the Denver Smart Boot is not returned within 24 hours, a $25 fee is charged, increasing to $500. $500 for a Denver Smart Boot? Hmmmm….maybe I should just keep it?

I swing by the Denver Municipal Water Building Yeah, I would have thought the Denver Boot would go to the Denver Traffic and Parking people too to drop off the Denver Smart Boot. They had no idea what to do. I found out that they had been told the project would not go live until tomorrow, and that the website had just started working a couple of hours ago. They had to call Philadelphia to make sure that it worked properly, and took down my address because they couldnt print receipts.

In the world of Web 2.0, it seems that even the Denver Smart Boot is undergoing a private beta.

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