I have been tagged in two memes. I was going to play the whole “I am so cool since I was listed as someone to watch (especially around your wallet) by Chris Brogan, that I am above memes” but then I thought to how my little sister, when she was little, couldnt say my name properly, and so called me “me-me.” Which means that this whole meme thing, is really in my honor, given its being named after me and all, so who am I to not participate?

So, the first meme is called the 6th Photo Meme and I was tagged by a suck-up co-worker at Lijit, Grace Boyle. Grace, for those that dont know, is rad, and has been quite impressive in her time at Lijit. I say, screw Chris Brogan, she is really the one to watch.

The concept is rather devilish (wait for it…). You pick the 6th photo on the 6th page of your Flickr stream, and then tag 6 friends. (Did you miss the whole 666 thing?)

Here is the picture:

Thats Taylor my dog in my dirty ass house. That couch is only like a month old. Fucking dogs. They can have it.

And here are the tagged folks: Andrew Hyde, Jared Kohlmann, Jeremy Tanner, (do I really have to do 6? I kinda hate everyone else…). Can each of you do two posts? Thanks.

Ok, now on to meme #2.

One of the most interesting people and a really accomplished (and good) designer, Aaron Mentele, tagged me in the second meme. Its called the 7 Minutes of Heaves Meme. In this meme, Aaron and I go into a closet for seven minutes with the lights off, and, well, you can imagine the rest. (Of course it involves Twitter!).

Actually, this meme called 7 Things You Wish You Didnt Know About Me.

The Rules

• Link to your original tagger(s) and list these rules in your post.
• Share seven facts about yourself in the post.
• Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
• Let them know they’ve been tagged

Here they are:

1) My left testicle is slightly larger than my right. I think its because I am left handed, but I am not sure. It really doesnt effect me in any way, except for when I occasionally lie on my left side, my left testicle gets crushed, which is quite painful.

2) The first swear word I ever learned was at the age of 5, and it was “fuck.” I learned it from my mother when she would drop dishes in the kitchen, breaking them, while I sat in the living room, snickering.

3) I have two younger sisters, 7 and 9 years younger than me, that refused to acknowledge our relation in public. In fact, my youngest sister, Natalia, has actually had me arrested for loitering when we have been sitting in a coffee shop.

4) I was born in Fort Collins, Colorado, and when I was 1.5 years old, my parents divorced and my mom moved to California. What? That shit aint funny.

5) I was the technical editor of 4 books on search engine optimization.

6) I have two dogs, Billie and Taylor, and three cats, Winston, Calin and Max. What most people dont know, is I had another dog, Cassidy, who was run over by a car, when I was too lazy to put a leash on her because I was high on cocaine. Yeah, that shit aint funny either. The next day, I went and adopted Taylor, who’s pound name was Cassidy. Tripped me out too.

7) I weigh about 300 lbs. Although to be fair, 100 lbs of it is my ego.

And here is who I am tagging in no order:

1) @indiekid – Matt Galligan. I think people would benefit by knowing more about you.

2) @trishussey – Tris Hussey. One of the veterans of the game. I learn from him daily.

3) @katycometrue – Katy B. A welcome newcomer. Accidentally endearing.

4) @gracekboyle – Grace Boyle. Payback is a bitch.

5) @organ_printer – Matthew Wettergreen. A gentleman and a scholar. Plus looks hot in a uniorn suit.

6) @leslieann44 – Leslie Bradshaw. I wish I had 1/2 your decency and drive.

7) @marianne_m – Marianne Masculino. WordPress, yo!

So there you go. Two memes in one post. I am amazing.

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