As the year rolls to an end, a plethora of top ten lists start to emerge. Top 10 records, Top 10 hottest chicks, Top 10 biggest mistakes, Top 10 biggest wins, and Top 10 Top 10 lists are just a few examples.

Given the randomness of my brain, I figured it would only be right if I presented my Top 10 Random Realizations of 2007:

10. Where is the humor is using words like “internets,” “interwebs,” and “the tubes” to ridicule ridiculous people? There comes a point when its just stupid.

9. There is a point when too many gadgets is just that…too many. Where that point is, I still dont know.

8. The greatest feeling is the vibration of laughter.

7. The worst feeling is trying and failing and realizing there is no trying again.

6. It’s easier to be sober than lose weight.

5. Luck is opportunity recognized and realized.

4. People seem to like what I have to say. Just not all the time, and all at once.

3. Over time all people show their true colors. Its not their fault for my lack of recognition.

2. I hate apostrophes. I dont ever use them, but cant stand grammar or spelling errors, even though I make them.

1. The secret to success / a perfect life / happiness is really, really simple: do right; be right / do good; be good.